I’m romantic and I’ll feel awful about it, but I’m not going to sugar-coat this.
So don’t get bitten by a damn zombie.
What he said.
And that’s so true!!!
not much of a 9gag fan but this one reminded me of that feat in 3.x that allowed you to toss small allies.
So we had a sorcerer who was a fan of the Delayed Fireball spell, which creates a small marble that will later detonate as a normal Fireball would. Well we were facing a final boss who had a combustible vulnerability to fire… as did his evil lair. So we did what any party might do after defeating our enemy: we humiliated him.
We took several marble sized Delayed Fireballs and shoved them down his pants. We then teleported far away from his base to watch the practically nuclear explosion of what would be later dubbed Preparation H-Bomb.
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
Anagram fun:
Link: http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
Tumblr Name: Muck All
First and Last Name: Sneaky Hell
^^^Alternatively: Shaken Yell
Full Name: The Silly, Sane Junk
How I Met Your Mother: Yummier Whore To Hot
^^^Alternatively: Our White-Hot Memory
Wulfric Knight (old XBL): Witch Funk Girl
^^^Alternatively: Luck Win Fright
Mal Knight (new XBL): Lank Might
The Avengers: Revenge's Hat
Dungeons and Dragons: Songs and an Underdog (that's fucking awesome)
^^^Alternatively: Grand Dungeons and so.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Pithy Female Braves Fury
Akiderp= rape kid. OhmygodwatOUCH! BLATANT HERO
FOOL PROUD AGONY
A LAURA (okay this is hilarious)
MILKLESS LIAISON
Oh my god, it’s perfect. I almost want to change it to that.
THUMB LOGICIAN
ok I usually don’t do this, but
GREED ARMPIT
Haha this is too good.
COCKIER, COMFORTABLE FAT
letertels =TERSE TELL
youhavealwayshadmyback = A BAWDY HEAVY AS MUCKY HALO
IS MERRY EQUATION
POP THRIFTINESS KING
KNOTTY LIES
HOT, POLITICAL DEPRAVER
Muck All
boo, let’s see my real name
Sneaky Hell
=D
- I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
- And when they press it
- A balloon should come down from the sky
- With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
- And then they won’t be sad anymore
make it puppies and i’m in
Bacon will always be there in times of need. Bacon will be there to comfort you and to hug your tummy from the inside. Bacon is all around you. It is god, you must believe in the bacon. Love the bacon. Eaaat iiiit.
“
| — | My friend Lita |
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
Joss Whedon (Commentary): It's about the right to be wrong. It's about the idea that you cannot impose your way of thinking on other people, even if your way of thinking is more enlightened and better than theirs. It's just not simply the way human beings are. And you take that further and say that Sin is in fact outmoded, it is in fact more archaic than anything Mal believes in. When he says he is a fan of all seven, he is saying Sin is just what people are. It's been codified, it's been given a name. But all those things we take as faults are also the source of pleasure and decency and we should perhaps rethink it.
