feigenbaumsworld:

Me: Thanks fer hangin’ out with me while Kelly’s gone. <hiccup> I shesh wanna say I think yer awesome. You’re a good friend.
Companion Cube: <hiccup> Awww…I love you, man. You dohn even…<hiccup> you dohn even know. 

feigenbaumsworld:

Me: Thanks fer hangin’ out with me while Kelly’s gone. <hiccup> I shesh wanna say I think yer awesome. You’re a good friend.

Companion Cube: <hiccup> Awww…I love you, man. You dohn even…<hiccup> you dohn even know. 

You know what John Hancock was good at? Throwing parties. That’s what he was good at. Colonial historians have come to the conclusions that the one thing John Hancock could do was throw a great party and he’d bring people from everywhere to drink at his house. That was his talent, that was his contribution to colonial society - he was like a frat guy.
My Professor about John Hancock
&#8230;can I go to this bar?

…can I go to this bar?

Want a cold one?

Want a cold one?