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Left 4 Dead’s safe room door by Griffon Ramsey

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Left 4 Dead’s safe room door by Griffon Ramsey

Games… GAMES!

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I normally don’t like distractions while gaming… this I could make an exception for.

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I play many zombie games. I had an argument with one of my friends about who had killed more Zombies in video games. I’ve earned Zombie Genocider in Dead Rising twice [Once for me and him], and Dead Rising 2, beat RE 4/5 multiple times, L4D 1 and 2 [where I have at least 10-15K zombies killed between them], Mass Effect 1 and 2 (Husks/Thorian Creepers), Halo 1-3 (Flood), Half-Life 2/Ep1/Ep2 (Headcrab Zombies), Prototype (Infected), Borderlands, Red Dead Redemption, Call of Duty, Shadows of the Damned (almost all the demons fit the standard zombie stereotypes).
I’ve killed at minimum 150,000 Zombies. Whereas my friend couldn’t have had more than half of that.
I am a Zombie Killing Machine. Before the end of the year I’ll have another two zombie games under my belt (Dead Island and Dead Rising 2: Off the Record) so hopefully before the start of next year I’ll have destroyed well over 200,000 Zombies.
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, just form a queue behind me. I got this.

This is from seven months ago. Add in Mass Effect 3, Zombie Island, Resident Evil: ORC, and I’m gonna count the Feral Ghouls of the Fallout games as well as the Necromorphs from Dead Space 1/2. Don’t forget Plants vs Zombies. Oh and any undead kills from when I’ve played D&D/Pathfinder. =p I never did get Dead Rising 2: Off the Record (I’ll probably pick it up sometime during the summer). I’ve certainly hit 200,000 kills. I’m looking forward to Resident Evil 6 (I can’t think of any other zombie games coming out).
I’ve also read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z multiple times.
I’m awesome.

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I play many zombie games.

I had an argument with one of my friends about who had killed more Zombies in video games. I’ve earned Zombie Genocider in Dead Rising twice [Once for me and him], and Dead Rising 2, beat RE 4/5 multiple times, L4D 1 and 2 [where I have at least 10-15K zombies killed between them], Mass Effect 1 and 2 (Husks/Thorian Creepers), Halo 1-3 (Flood), Half-Life 2/Ep1/Ep2 (Headcrab Zombies), Prototype (Infected), Borderlands, Red Dead Redemption, Call of Duty, Shadows of the Damned (almost all the demons fit the standard zombie stereotypes).

I’ve killed at minimum 150,000 Zombies. Whereas my friend couldn’t have had more than half of that.

I am a Zombie Killing Machine. Before the end of the year I’ll have another two zombie games under my belt (Dead Island and Dead Rising 2: Off the Record) so hopefully before the start of next year I’ll have destroyed well over 200,000 Zombies.

In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, just form a queue behind me. I got this.

This is from seven months ago. Add in Mass Effect 3, Zombie Island, Resident Evil: ORC, and I’m gonna count the Feral Ghouls of the Fallout games as well as the Necromorphs from Dead Space 1/2. Don’t forget Plants vs Zombies. Oh and any undead kills from when I’ve played D&D/Pathfinder. =p I never did get Dead Rising 2: Off the Record (I’ll probably pick it up sometime during the summer). I’ve certainly hit 200,000 kills. I’m looking forward to Resident Evil 6 (I can’t think of any other zombie games coming out).

I’ve also read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z multiple times.

I’m awesome.

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I normally don’t like distractions while gaming… this I could make an exception for.

Night of the Living Gamers

Night of the Living Gamers

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A Portal Fan Must Live Here…

A Portal Fan Must Live Here…

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS!!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS!!

I normally don’t like distractions while gaming… this I could make an exception for.