This made me smile.

This made me smile.

Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

brotherjames:

goddessofcheese:

lesbo-a-gogo:

kawaiilesbianfriend:

canaderp:

overlord-of-pasta:

minkleburg:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

this has been a post

 This is better than what I was using. (I was using the term “fem!cockblock”.)

I use clamjam all the time :D

SISSCORCEPTION

CLITORFERENCE

Taco blocko omg

I want to start a wrestling team or punk rock band and call it The Beaver Impeder.

/hilarity

Reblogging for Jackie, these seem hilarious =p

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I think you might be gay if you like to take it up the ass.
Have fun with your gay fantasies.
Anonymous

What about girls that like it up the butt? Are they gay too? The correct answer is that a homosexual or heterosexual man or woman could like giving or receiving anal. It has no bearing on their sexuality.

I am a guy. I am not sexually attracted to other men. I am however sexually attracted to women. Whether I’m top or bottom in a situation does not change my sexuality.

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