Gus: I would, but Geoff's beard is kind of prickly right now.
Geoff: Gus and I actually did kiss on camera once, for a CNN interview and they cut it.
Gus: Oh yeah, we did!
Geoff: Like right on the lips, in the middle of the interview and they fucking cut it.
Gus: Right when we were leaning into each other they were like "cut!" and that was it. So they made it look like we faked it but no, we were two steps away from doing it.
Gus: That was a terrible question.
Burnie: Yeah, it really was.
Gus: But it made me think about kissing Geoff, so that was pleasant.
Burnie: Because that's what family's all about.
Gus: We also cuddled in a hotel bed once...
Matt: Okay, let's move on.
Burnie: Today has turned into a confessional.
Burnie: I sucked Joel's dick.
*growing laughter and whistling*
Joel: Why are you applauding that, what the hell's wrong with you!? Jesus.
Burnie: That was the first half of the spit cup story.
*audience is grossed out*
Joel: You know, I thought, "should I go-... no I better not go there".
Burnie: That's what you said that night.
Gus: Who's next?