feigenbaumsworld:

I know you never felt the way I felt about you. It actually took me off-guard how quickly I grew to love you. I love the way you put your heart out there for everyone to see and your quiet, zen-like nature. You stuck by me through all my struggles and helped me to overcome obstacles in my life. All I ever wanted to do was to protect you from all the bad things out there. I never meant to hurt you.

I know that to everyone outside of our relationship it must have seemed like I used you to get what I wanted and then just discarded you. You have to understand that if it hadn’t been for her we would still be together. I pushed you away, but I want you to know how many times I tried to make it work. It just didn’t work and I had no choice but to move on. I needed someone to save me, but I realize now that you needed someone to save you, too. That someone just wasn’t me. I will never forgive myself for what I’ve done to you. I will always love you, Companion Cube.

Commander Tony Stark

mal-luck:

I normally don’t like distractions while gaming… this I could make an exception for.

mal-luck:

I play many zombie games.

I had an argument with one of my friends about who had killed more Zombies in video games. I’ve earned Zombie Genocider in Dead Rising twice [Once for me and him], and Dead Rising 2, beat RE 4/5 multiple times, L4D 1 and 2 [where I have at least 10-15K zombies killed between them], Mass Effect 1 and 2 (Husks/Thorian Creepers), Halo 1-3 (Flood), Half-Life 2/Ep1/Ep2 (Headcrab Zombies), Prototype (Infected), Borderlands, Red Dead Redemption, Call of Duty, Shadows of the Damned (almost all the demons fit the standard zombie stereotypes).

I’ve killed at minimum 150,000 Zombies. Whereas my friend couldn’t have had more than half of that.

I am a Zombie Killing Machine. Before the end of the year I’ll have another two zombie games under my belt (Dead Island and Dead Rising 2: Off the Record) so hopefully before the start of next year I’ll have destroyed well over 200,000 Zombies.

In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, just form a queue behind me. I got this.

This is from seven months ago. Add in Mass Effect 3, Zombie Island, Resident Evil: ORC, and I’m gonna count the Feral Ghouls of the Fallout games as well as the Necromorphs from Dead Space 1/2. Don’t forget Plants vs Zombies. Oh and any undead kills from when I’ve played D&D/Pathfinder. =p I never did get Dead Rising 2: Off the Record (I’ll probably pick it up sometime during the summer). I’ve certainly hit 200,000 kills. I’m looking forward to Resident Evil 6 (I can’t think of any other zombie games coming out).

I’ve also read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z multiple times.

I’m awesome.

Too much space.

mal-luck:

I normally don’t like distractions while gaming… this I could make an exception for.